Just imagine how pissed off you’d be if you forked out £2 million to sleep with a string of A-listers, including Megan Fox, and it turned out to be a hoax.
To be fair, you’d have to be pretty gullible to believe that a bit of dosh can get you one-on-one sex sessions with some of the most beautiful and successful women in the world.
Clearly, money can buy you a lot of things, just not sense.
A Chinese businessman is suing a Sydney-based escort company because he claims he forked out millions to romp with the Transformers star, along with Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel and Asian model Yang Ying and unsurprisingly it wasn’t them.
According to Australia’s The Sunday Telegraph, he claims he was promised ‘female escorts of international standing for the provision of sexual services’.
It should be worth noting that no one, virtually anywhere, is alleging that Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel or Yang Ying are or ever were escorts.
In a statement, his lawyers said: “It was agreed that if [Mr Xu] paid the sum of AUD$3.7 million [the agency] would provide Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel and ‘Angelababy’ as escorts for sexual services.”
Apparently, he paid the huge sum in August 2014, however, when it came to meeting up with the women, Megan, Candice and Yang failed to come through. What a shock.
Yu Xu’s report states: “He wants to recoup the cost and is suing the agency’s parent company for breach of conduct, misleading and deceptive conduct, and unjust enrichment.
“It is understood the company will defend the claim but it is yet to file a defence statement with the court.”
According to the Daily Mail, the bloke paid a ‘joining fee’ of a whopping $24,000, before making several payments of up to $500,000 to the agency to secure his romp session. I guess he thought because he was paying that much money, he thought he had a shot at these women.
Oh, Yu Xu. They’ve mugged you right off there, son.
Unsurprisingly, the Transformers star was ranked second on a list of celebrities people most wanted to have a threesome with.
The poll, which was conducted by the group behind dating app 3Somer, looked at more than 41,000 participants and their celebrity fantasies and the results were rather surprising to say the least.
Scarlett Johansson was listed as number one while Emma Watson came third.