11. Bella Falconi
“Get Fit With Bella”, her website proudly proclaims. But look at her. How you could you possibly have her as your personal trainer? Oh, we’re certain she’s more than qualified – she’s a word-class bodybuilder, winner of multiple competitions, and fitness model – but we don’t think we’re qualified to even look at her.
Imagine trying to train with this Brazilian beauty. Would you end up even finishing one push-up, or would you end up on the floor in a puddle of your own drool? Would you end up doing anything at all except ask her to please demonstrate a squat again? Or would you just end up being so creepy that she breaks you up into a thousand pieces with her unbelievable biceps?