48 | Christine Moore
Just because they’re scantily clad, doesn’t mean they won’t rip off your arm if you try anything. A linebacker for Seattle Mist in the Legends Football League (previously Lingerie Football League), Christine definitely has, uh, ball skills. Just don’t tell her we said that, okay?
Although it might seem like a novelty sport made up by pimply boys, Lingerie Football is the real deal. They run, they kick, they viciously tackle. They develop muscles that would knock you flat before you could even deliver your cheesy pick-up line. The same rules apply as in an expensive jewelry store: look, but don’t touch.