A Lil’ Merman
As a wise crab once said: The seaweed is always greener, in somebody else’s lake. But this little lady isn’t going to let life pass her by. She’s posing proud, enjoying the land despite her finned handicap. And why shouldn’t she?
Well, some would say it’s because this is actually a big, blubbery man! Upon closer examination, there is significant beard. And not only that, but back hair seems to be sprouting as well. Is this just another cruel curse from that evil sea witch, Ursula? A poor unfortunate soul, this might be!