Turd Time
The upside of being a bird is the chance to soar high in the sky. Biggest benefit, for sure! But there are challenges. Today, this gull wonders: Where is the best rest spot, free from pelicans?
Obviously, atop a tiny tanner’s head. Maybe it was the blond that caught the light, attracting this feathery friend. Or maybe it was just time to try something new, after being shooed away by every other vacationer who knew better. After all, there are some major hazards to birds near human heads. And those hazards are mostly poop. Watch out, beach boy!
