19. Rex Ryan Answering Reporters About Wife’s Feet
“Mr. Ryan, we know you said it was a personal matter but… how often do you film your wife in her nude feet?
“Didn’t you hear me? I said it was…”
Mr. Ryan, what about Jay Cutler of the Bears? Do you think he might forget a few plays thinking about your wife’s feet?”
“I don’t think that Jay Cutler has seen… what a moment. Didn’t I just say…?”
“Mr. Ryan, Tom Brady has a supermodel wife. If Gisele were to try on your wife’s shoes, do you think we’d see a catfight?”
“That’s a personal matter. Wait a moment. Gisele trying my wife’s shoes? Where would this happen?”
“In your wife’s closet. Is there room in your wife’s closet for a catfight?”
“This interview is over. I’m going home.”
“One more question: Who would win the fight, sir?”
